Daring Divorce'

Gigi hounded me for weeks after the divorce was final to get her a copy of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive" IN SPANISH!.. "Yo Vivire". So off I go to Santo Domingo and to my suprise Gigi had stolen the Benz from my dad! The Benz that he got for her, but never let her drive it again after she ran over parking spikes, and blew out all 4 tires (expensive tires). She picks me up at the airport and asks me for the casette of "Yo Vivire" and rolls off the sky roof blasting the song full blast while punching out the sky. I was embarassed, uncomfortable, and shocked at this behavior.
It gets worse...
She stops the car and pulls up to a beautiful coral cliff gets out, and is holding a box..
In this box is all this jewelery, all the jewelery that my dad gave her... CARTIER LOVE BRACLET / GUCCI LINK CHAIN / BIG DIAMOND EARRINGS / A good couple of pounds..
and there she goes throwing it all into the sea.. ONE BY ONE.. as that damn song is blasting..
I WAS SICK!!
I WANTED THOSE PIECES!!
To add insult to injury.....................

One sec..
My dad kept that Benz SPANKIN and MAINTAINED..

Gigi whips out a bag of sugar... YES!!
And sloppily pours it into the gas tank, opens up the hood pours it all over the engine...
I STOOD PARALYZED
Dumbfounded!
Why didn't I stop her?
I know..

When Gigi got mad she threw "Chihuahua Teeth" at me. What that means is talking threats through her clenched teeth, as a teen it always made me laugh in her face, but as a kid it was terrifying...

I did not want to laugh at "Chihuahua Teeth" now.
I was soo enranged.
I loved that car. it was sooo smooth and that system...

RUINED

A minute later as if he was following us my asshole uncle pulls up to pick us up.
I could not look back at the car.
But I felt it..
NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN
Sitting on the cliff, engine on..
ABANDONED

as we drove off she told me I'll understand one day.
I never did
I never do.

She reported the car stolen.
My dad knew and always asked me...
I always covered for Gigi.


Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a color tv ?

Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?
Im counting on you, lord, please dont let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh lord, wont you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh lord, wont you buy me a mercedes benz ?

Thats it!