Inbetween days

I'm fine...

Really!!

After watersports at the age of 5, and fingered and caned by 11, I think I ended up ok.

I still remember the details of all these instances as if they happened minutes ago.
But....
I feel my memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
I'm gonna do some Soduku and take some Omega 3's, that should clear things up..

In between the stories you already read, good things happened to me as well, and you will hear of them.
But
Alot of tragadies still occured...

I'm trying to forgive my mom, and get over my dad. This is hard!
Gigi has been living in Miami for like 13 years. She does waxing and facial at San Souci plaza in North Miami beach.

Joe and Gigi sold Gigi Honee in 1988 for 10 million dollars.
Joe and Gigi sold the plant (bay front property) to the cable company (what is now Time Warner) for 12 million..
Joe and Gigi divorced in 1990.

11 mil each

Gigi has nothing to show from it (so she says)
Joe died with 15 million

Gigi had a restaurant "Gigi's" in Miami that lasted less than a year.
She lent out soo much money to "cousins" she doesn't speak to anymore...
She bought houses for mothers of boyfriends she went out with for less than 6 months.

I got agita writing those last 3 sentences....

My dad was saaavvvyyyyyyyyyy!
He doubled his earnings and married my moms cousin..

DORIT

MY DAD MARRIED MY MOMS COUSIN 1 YEAR AFTER THE DIVORCE.

WOW!

You go Joe!

I was not allowed to see them
I was like 23 and forbidden to see my dad and his freshly new augmented wife (breasts)!

Dorit hated me because someone was pranking them, plagued for months by vicious prank calls. I remember my dad calling me one day and cursing me out soo awful, I was like WHAATT DID I DO.. I wasn't the pranker...
It was Judy.
My Sister (stepsister)
She confessed this to me years before her death.
OH Judy...
I loved her, I lived for her. She was the epitome of the cool older sister.
You will hear more about Judy and Joseph Jr (stepbrother) as he always corrected me in a introduction...

So
Joe and Dorit...
I was accepted into their house a couple of years after their marriage. Dorit adored me soon after. Dorit and I would shop in the Bal Harbour shops (world's most expensive mall) and I'd pick out all her handbags and outfits. My dad loved the way his wife looked in her Versace tight dresses and rhinestone clutch shaped as a cherry. Dorit constantly apologised for being so mean to me. Dorit had a son Gavin from a previous marriage, he was a cutie, but dumb as a doorknob. Dorit always ask me me to come on to him cause she thought he was a "Maricón in the hiding" (in the closet). I refused. Joe was married to Dorit for like 4 years then quickly divorced her.
Dorit now takes care of Gavin, who lost all his looks and most of his brain to a serious case of schizophrenia. The last time I saw her she was a wreck over the change of her lifestlye. I bought her a outfit at Chico's, she was soo happy. I haven't heard from her in 10 years.

There goes wife #3....

Enter Mel who he met at a senior dance at Bal Harbour.
I wish he never met her...