Karen the Tutor

I am bad at math.
I always was.
I still use my fingers, and struggle with the multiplication table.
I do have a touch of dyslexia.

And to think I used to do book keeping for a busy photographer...

In the 6th grade my parents hired a tutor for me... Karen.
Karen was HOT.. 70's hot.
Tall with GIANT breasts Like a Russ Meyers Gal, but so nice, soo smart, and so horney.

Enter Joe Jr.
Sexual tension you could feel...

I didn't understand what was happening, but it made me and my parents uncomfortable.

I'll never forget the first time my brother meet Karen, his eyes were fixated on her tits. My mom had to constantly "ehh heeem" to wake him from his tit trance...

Karen looked like Farrah Fawcett, but with shorter hair. Always in a long floral dress and those "buffalo wedges" that made her sooo tall. She always wore this haunting Scent Jean Patou "1000" I asked her.. She said "its the most expensive perfume in the world" I thought she was sooo classy, and I told her that all the time. She'd say I was the "cutest boy in the world" I was mesmerized. She gave me the much needed attention Joe & Gigi never did.

In the weeks she tutored me she'd take a break and "hang out" in my brothers room.
I HATED THAT..
The giggling, the laughter, the silence...
I would troll by the door and try to listen in..
Nothing..

A week or two later my parents hat to go away on business, so my brother was left to watch over me.
Big mistake!

He was planning a party of some sort, it was to be the "big day" the day he screws Karen...
I was sworn not to tell my parents, threatened was more like it.
I kept my word, as usual.

It was a small group of like 5-6 Whitestoners, LITERALLY!

My brother had this posse of these two dudes, another Joey and BERG (I hated that name) I HATED HIM. the rest of the crew were some "dazed & confused" gal and guys.

Then the last person to arrive was Karen.

She looked so beautiful that night, and the scent of "1000"
so haunting.

[still to this day when I smell that scent, it brings me back to this night]
{its a granny scent now..}

She heads right toward his bedroom without saying hi to me nor anyone else.
Black light on,"Bad Co" playing, the smell of incense, weed and "1000"...

I was so sad.

I did play it up a little because I was getting some much needed attention from the Whitestoners, we all played "perfection" such an exciting game...

And then....

I feel myself getting whisked away...
Levitated..

Joe (the friend) and BERG were dragging me toward my brothers room.
I didn't know what was happening.

There I was swinging... held by my hands and feet swinging...
RIGHT THROUGH JOE JR'S BEDROOM DOOR.

He didn't stop pumping as he looked into my eyes.
I looked right into his eyes.
Amazed.. confused.. curious...

Through the black light..
The haze..
Two naked bodies..

My brothers huge erect penis...
Karens Ginormous tits...

I didn't know what to look at more.

I crawled away.
Joe & Berg hysterically laughing!

My brother was surprisingly nice to me during that weekend.
We ate at "Wetsons" alot ( my favorite Place)

Karen never showed up to tutor me again.

I still suck at math!