In da beginning

In the early 1960's this horny Clairol chemist Joseph from Brooklyn meets this impressionable Dominican Clairol model Ligia(Nice & Easy box strawberry blonde 63-65). It turns out that this chemist (who also patented the formula for Barbicide) was married with two kids. Ligia was burdened with a big problem of her own as well, she was also married.... to a GAY MAN!!!
Joseph and Ligia (A.K.A Gigi) my parents!

On January 23 1966 I was born (out of wedlock) (such a sin at that time), but hours before I was born Joseph called his house where his wife Jean and son Joe Jr and precious daughter Judy (named after Judy Garland) (bang bang bang goes the trolley) lived, and was comanded to come back home. Timing was so perfect, because looming throughout hospital shadows (Flower Fifth Ave 105st on 5th, the citys best psych ward with a great maternity ward too) was Michael, Ligia's husband. AKA "that Maricón"(faggot).

This and there is where the lies started...

For years I and everyone else was led to believe that Michael was my father, and while Ligia (now Gigi) had divorced Michael, she soon married Joseph when I was 3. When I was 5 Gigi got pregnant again, but aborted it, i'll never forget that night she came home crying..."Mommy mommy what happened" I said. " a cat attacked mommy" she said. She was a wreck for days...
My dad got a vasectomy VERY soon after...
I/we grew up in the city, W 111St off Amsterdam ave, across the street from "the Cathedral of St John the Divine" man that place freaked me out!
I was looked over by Michael's mother (man I loved her), while Joe & Gigi started to build the "GIGI HONEE" empire. Ligia (Gigi) sold off real estate in the Dominican Republic that was left to her by her parents. That was probably the best decision she has ever made til this day.


We soon moved to Flushing, Queens... into a 3 family house and the lanlord was from "yugoslavia" (thats what they called it in the 70's)
Mitsa was her name..
and she molested me several times.
She was into watersports!
I told my parents several times, but they never really believed me cause Mitsa was too nice and too good and useful.
I know they knew deep inside...

I went to St Michaels catholic school. Nuns are evil!
I acted out these "acts" to my 3rd grade teacher to such detail that I shall never forget that shreik she let out...
We soon moved out to a small house in Whitestone.

Gigi was whisked away everyday at 6 in the morning to the "Saddle Ridge Estates" in Long Island to wax the rich in a special room in this giant private house. The owner of this house..Rita was AWESOME. Rita used to watch me on those days off from school when I could go to work with my mom. I was treated like a king, while Gigi waxed countless crotches. I used to watch Rita get ready everytime I was thttp://www2.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifhere. I'd watch her putting on her false eyelashes, putting on make-up, I used to moisturize her legs, I actually used to help her put on her $1000 ponytail. she loved this, so did I, it was the most attention I ever got!
I miss Rita! In the beginning Gigi made $500 a day.. then she was making $1000 a day. She was the fastest waxer in the world.

During this time my dad catalyzed the "formula" To , bought a Plant (factory) in College Point, and started to manufacture...
BOOM!!!
Man it took off..
EXPLODED

We soon moved to Malba (exclusive neighborhood in Whitesone Queens)

Joseph adopted me at the age of 8, even though he was my biological father, Gigi had put Michael as the father on my birth certificate to avoid ummm well umm I still dunno?!?!?

Joe & Gigi were traveling all around the world promoting Gigi Honee. Japan, Israel, Europe, all over the US. This new dipilitory was changing the way we wax... Less pain, less irritation, and best of all LESS SUPERFLUOUS HAIR!!!

I was shipped to boarding school...
Gigi was given a clipping of this school from an ad in the back of "New Yorker" magazine
I remember the phone call that Monday night for directions.. the next day we went to visit the campus...
The following Monday I was a student.
Chartwell Manor in Mendam NJ.
Headmaster Was Terrence Lynch we addresed him as "SIR"

Sir molested me and most of the boys at Chartwell Manor.

You were not a Chartwell boy until you were spanked.
I was a Chartwell boy within a week for no apparent reason.

I went to Chartwell for 3 years.
They pulled me out of Chartwell in the 8th Grade when I showed my mom the welts from a beating with a CANE on my backside. The reason I got the Cane was missing the van from our weekly visits to the Mall.
I couln't sit for a week.

Terrence Lynch has been sued by soo many people and parents. He went to jail but was let out to counsel troubled teens, soon to molest several of them...
He ran off to The Bahamas.
He was caught / He awaits trial again. He's like 80 now
I found and became a member of this yahoo group on "Chartwell Manor"
It does nothing for me?!?!?

I came back home, It was nice to be home everyday.
I finished off at the Windsor school in Flushing.

So much more to tell...
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